Runner up in the 2006 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest:

“‘I know what you’re thinking, punk,’ hissed Wordy Harry to his new editor, ‘you’re thinking, “Did he use six superfluous adjectives or only five?” — and to tell the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement; but being as this is English, the most powerful language in the world, whose subtle nuances will blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel loquacious?” — well do you, punk?’”

— Stuart Vasepuru; Edinburgh, Scotland