Never really felt much calling to be a hero when I was younger (although I did have an inexplicable fascination with the Sgt. Rock and Blackhawk comics for a while…)

Strange, then, to hear of myself performing heroic acts, immortalized in print, no less. “Can’t be” I exclaimed. But the rumors kept persisting, until I couldn’t ignore them any longer. Yep: the reporter in me felt compelled to go check it out…